Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

shrewcrew

Shrewcrew is a group of boys who hangout in the small suberb outside of St. Louis, called Shrewsbury. It’s a banger town with one top-of-the-foodchain squad, the Shrewcrew. These boys began their journey in elementary school but really came together in middle and high school.

In October of 2016 a Youtube account under the name Shrewcrew was made to document the adventures of the famous boys of Shrewcrew. The account is still thriving today, however where the Shrewcrew has really stepped up their internet fame game is on Instagram. Just last November they made an account, @shrewcrew_ , where they post daily updates, memes and hilarious videos of the shenanigans they get into.

Most everyone is the St. Louis area knows of the Shrewcrew and enjoys their exciting social media accounts.

“Hey there’s the Shrewcrew now! I must get a bite of their big juicy cocks!”
“Why don’t you just dm them on Instagram on their account, @shrewcrew_”

by SCboys May 5, 2018

Shrekt

The wrecking one receives if/when associated with Shrek.

Kid 1: Shit, I forgot to pray to Shrek today.

Kid 2: DUDE, hurry home before you get your ass shrekt by our Lord!

by Flamekeeper June 14, 2014

shrektual

Sexual shrek.

He is being so shrektual lately.

by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015

Shrek Bongo

A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.

Hey Shrek Bongo! How are you today?
I am alright I guess

by CallMePhil April 7, 2020

Shrekism

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.

It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes

by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019

Shreya

They're like your walking journal, you could confide in them even of some crime and there would be no consequences. They always know what you did and why you did. Also be on your guards while aiming jokes at her, because you're getting burned in return.

I told her I shoplifted a chocolate today, she asked if I ate the whole thing alone. That's so Shreya

by Bluekrait February 14, 2018