"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."
by Chase Manley October 24, 2006
Get the poo poo shit dick mug.by You Can't Kill the Metal June 1, 2006
Get the shitkickers mug.Related Words
The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.
Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.
Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie
Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake
Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.
Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie
Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake
Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.
by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009
Get the shitpicking mug.Oh, the shitkicker? Well, the one with the big mouth, the one who always has something to prove, the one who just can't leave well enough alone.
The shitkicker goes through life, pushing everything and everyone to their absolute limit by doing annoying little things, like always giving special instructions when ordering food, asking way too many questions and trying to get the last word in every disagreement.
The shitkicker goes through life, pushing everything and everyone to their absolute limit by doing annoying little things, like always giving special instructions when ordering food, asking way too many questions and trying to get the last word in every disagreement.
You know the one, everyone has had to deal with someone who would do something as useless as kick a piece of shit.
Confronted with the life experience of a child, the cocksure shitkicker goes through life kicking shit down the street, but never actually ends up getting anywhere.....
Confronted with the life experience of a child, the cocksure shitkicker goes through life kicking shit down the street, but never actually ends up getting anywhere.....
by osibisa November 16, 2007
Get the shitkicker mug.A white person hailing from America's deep south, Usually is republican, Conservative and posseses an intense dislike for Foreigners or at least non-Southerners.
A shitkicker is similar to a Redneck
A shitkicker is similar to a Redneck
by David Bayliss June 24, 2006
Get the Shitkicker mug.When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread it open as much as possible, don't worry about ripping her skin though, she'll be sleeping. Jerk off into the enlarged eye socket, and then stick your hand up her ass, grab onto some shit, pull it out, and then stick it up your urethra, and then chop your nuts off (you won't need them anymore, you have plenty of shit to impregnate people with now). When she wakes up, act like nothing happened, and accuse her of cheating on you, giving you an excuse to break her legs, then push her down the stairs, then push her back up the stairs, then lock her inside, and then set the house on fire, and then shit (through your dick) all over the burning house.
by ace rim January 8, 2009
Get the The Flaming Shit-Dick mug.by Yeebus May 31, 2017
Get the Shitdecker mug.