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Grime-share

1)
noun-
The mysterious space between the headboard and back of the bed where my cat disappears to during the middle of the night.

2)
noun-
A less than impressive time-share location which is poorly maintained and cared for.
Def 1)

Wife: "Where is Buddah? I can't find her anywhere! I checked her litter pan, the window, and there still is no sign of her!"

Husband: (Shaking food canister) "Oh, there she is! It looks like she was in her grime-share under the bed."

Def 2:

Wife: "Honey, this isn't what the time-share looked like in the brochure!"

Husband: "Time-share?!?!? This s(feces)it looks more like a GRIME-SHARE to me!"
by JasoRobi (buggieblade) May 6, 2008
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share the wealth

Used to express strong desire for something belonging to someone else. Normally used as a cheeky attempt to gain something with little effort
"Those chips look nice - share the wealth!"
"Good one"
"No really - share the wealth NOW!"
by tiddlywinkle March 27, 2005
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Reaper's Share

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.
What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?
by Shames September 25, 2017
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monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth
"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"
by Barninja November 11, 2014
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nautical sharing

an amazing and sneaky way to refer to when you pirate dvds or music online
"I so want the bloodhound gang hooray for boobies album but i don't have enough money to get it off itunes."
"Dude are you dumb? Just go do some nautical sharing and get that shit for free!"
by rachelsunshine August 1, 2010
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Sharing Size

A size on candy packages like m&ms that you should supposedly share with a friend or family member but you eat the whole damn pack. You pig.
I bought a sharing size pack of Skittles but before I knew it i ate them all.
by Yeetusdeletusfetus January 11, 2020
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Share Code

A code of Honor.... According to this code,One can't share the stuff(memes/songs/series/movies) shared to them by others until they let them know that they are sharing that stuff
Dick shared a good quote with Jack...

Now according to Share Code,if Jack wants to share this quote,He has to let dick know that he is sharing that quote..
by @DarkAnalyser February 15, 2018
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