sewer babies

1. Semen

2. Ejaculation or cumming.

I was whipping up a batch of sewer babies last night when she walked in.

by WillieMakit22 April 12, 2007

Sewer Rat

Someone who pursues a member of the opposite sex 'underground' through texting or facebook messaging with the sole intention of bangin her when the weekend arrives. (Also known as 'laying the foundations' or 'doing the ground work') The 'Sewer Rat' often keeps their texting secret from their friends, hence the word 'sewer' to describe the 'underground' nature of the work. When the weekend comes the sewer rat surfaces. It is often a suprise when the 'sewer ratters' mates see the ratter with his target due to the secretive nature of his actions in the build up to the night out. The 'pre-ratting' usually occurs during the working week before friday and can continue right up to the moment the ratter smells the rat inside the pub or the club they are both going to.

Origins: Derives from the verb: 'To Rat/To Rat on' - To seriously go after a female with the purpose of pulling them.

Dan: Dave pal, wheres Andy gone? He was here just now.
Dave: He's been with that bird all night, apparently he's been texting her all week. Think she's going back to his house.
Dan: He kept that quiet! He's such a sewer rat!

by Can I? April 2, 2009

sewer fish

a pile of human excrement left purposely in the toilet bowl for someone else to find

hey bro, while you werent home I broke into your house and left a mean sewer fish for you

by robert morgan July 22, 2007

sewer mouse

A used tampon, generally that which is found through plumbing work, but also can be found anywhere after discard.

I found a sewer mouse in our hiding spot in the park. Someone must have been earning their redwings.

by dadafari December 22, 2008

sewer job

To stick your penis in another person's ear and ejaculate in it.

My bitch wasn't listening to me, so I whipped it out, stuck it in her ear, and gave her a nice sewer job.

by Spatula City April 16, 2003

Sewer Mask

The act of spitting the tasty fecal residue of a tossed salad from your mouth onto your significant other's face.

Chris finished eating ate Debbie's ass and promptly gave her a sewer mask.

by Pat Bateman April 26, 2005

Sewer Horse

A sewer dwelling horse that is watching you RIGHT NOW.

A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.

You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.

The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.

The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.

The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.

If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.

The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.

The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.

There's a sewer horse dwelling among us and it's hungry.

by e2vs July 1, 2008