A less-severe-than-typical court-ordered penalty which requires you to care for one or more cats for a specified period of time.
Being given a commewted sentence could indeed be a more-palatable alternative to serving time in da slammer, but if da fur-balls dat you were being required to baby-sit were cranky and/or gluttonous "Garfields", having to deal wif all of dat could be so distressing and traumatic an experience dat you might actually prefer a stint in jail!
by QuacksO December 14, 2022
<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals whom are addicted to Processing THe Sentence "Are YOu Sure you Are GOing TO Need SOmething As An Individual'" Are Annoying To Any Individual, Cognitive Or Otherwise Not Cognitive<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals whom are addicted to Processing THe Sentence "Are YOu Sure you Are GOing TO Need SOmething As An Individual'" Are Annoying To Any Individual, Cognitive Or Otherwise Not Cognitive<.7.9.7.6>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
well im really impressed
heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
well im really impressed
heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
A condition where an individual habitually presses enter to send in a text message (i.e. Facebook, or other I.M.) before completing a full sentence, which is remnant to pressing enter rapidly to begin a new line of computer code in a text editor or compiler.
Often found in people who often write computer code, or type extremely fast.
Often found in people who often write computer code, or type extremely fast.
Normal Message: yes, ryan i was at the pier last night with all my bros and they taught me how to backflip off the end and miss the rocks
W/ Sentence-Pushing: yes ryan
i was at the pier last night
with all my bros
and they taught me how to backflip
off the end
and miss the rocks
W/ Sentence-Pushing: yes ryan
i was at the pier last night
with all my bros
and they taught me how to backflip
off the end
and miss the rocks
by Nerrie March 17, 2013
When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas
The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing
by Eushshtb September 29, 2024
brand new sentence is what you say when someone texts you or says something you genuinely don't understand. whether it's bad grammar or straight up ancient messapotamian, brand new sentence means you have no idea what they mean.
by raging lesbian womp womp December 28, 2023
Nongilistic sentences- chocolatemilkcookiesmixturechucknorris
by Wattsy3 May 08, 2009