5 Seconds Of Summer

a BAND (not boyband cuz they play instruments) consisting of 4 australian 16-18 year olds. THEY ARE SEX GODS!!!! Their names are Luke Hemmings (vocals, guitar), Calum Hood (vocals, bass guitar), Michael Clifford (guitar, vocals), and Ashton Irwin (drums, guitar). They are as hot as frickin Tartarus, and their accents alone can just blow up your ovaries. Then their singing, oh my gods. Their singing is shamazing. Think of one of the best bands that all sing ever, then multiply that awesomeness by 1000. Yup, that good. they're commonly known as 5SOS.

"Did you hear the australian dudes that sing Try Hard"
"Omg yes!!!! 5 Seconds Of Summer is like the best band ever! Luke is sooo........."
They continue to fangirl till they die.

by crazy_fangirl September 7, 2013

8 seconds

While doing your woman from behind, call out another chicks name and hang in there for "8 seconds", this is also known as a bull riding term.

I hung in their for 8 seconds after I said the wrong name, she to tried to buck me off!

by Big Bad Booty Daddy March 11, 2003

30 seconds in heaven

^^ 30.s.i.h is a game,
usually played with more than 5 people

you spin a bottle 2 times
who ever the bottle lands on goes into another room for 30 seconds to do ANYTHING.

there are loads of versions of this game like
1min in heaven
3 mins in heaven ect.

Great game!

guy1:boredd
everyone else: same
guy2: lets play a game
girl 1: what game
guy 2: 30 seconds in heaven?
girl 2: oh i love that game
girl 3: same
guy 3: who's first!

by charr... June 22, 2008

30 seconds of hell

One half minute of rough sex, followed by a premature ejaculation.

That chick at the bar is pretty hot.
Yeah, I'd put her through 30 seconds of hell.

by Lothar Yo January 16, 2008

30 seconds

pre-mature ejaculation.
when a guy only lasts for thirty seconds in bed, and the girl is left unsatisfied. Is also usually half-way up before having sex.

what? its only been 30 seconds?!

*I just did a luke and lasted 30 seconds*

by babemagnet101. September 15, 2010

5 Seconds of Bummer

The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.

A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"

by Jlonsdale92 February 3, 2015

five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016