seal laughing 

laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.

bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"

seal laughing by FrikkieDeKat April 22, 2011

seal team dick 

When you secretly masturbate next to someone in the same bed as they're sleeping.

At the sleepover, I was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and Tyler to bring out Seal Team Dick

seal team dick by slats_ November 18, 2016

Seal Team Sex 

Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)

My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.

Seal Team Sex by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019

Seal Team 6 

A 6 person gang bang. 6 men running a train on a girl. A tactical 6 man gang bang.

We ran a seal team 6 on Debbie last night.

Let's seal team 6 this bitch, Chad.

Seal Team 6 by Jjlewis July 18, 2021

Seal Shadeslayer

I great warrior (me)

Shade slaying is dangerous -_-

Seal Shadeslayer is a great warrior who has passed their power for generations

Seal Shadeslayer by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

Seal fucker 

Racial slur reserved for Canadains do to an abundance of happy seals in Canada.

Alberta is a beautiful place to visit if you don't mind all the seal fuckers.

Seal fucker by LP's dad March 23, 2011

Seal Beach

an Upper/Middle class city at the northern western tip of Orange County,CA. next to Long Beach. contains the retirement community Leisure World, so half of the population are Frosty Tops. also has many family's and the kids attained schools in the Los Alamitos Unified School system, a good public school system. has the longest wooden pier in california with a Rubby's at the end of it. also has Mainstreet where there are cool shops, great restaurants, and a few popular bars. the beach OK. but not the best because it is so close to Long Beach. better head down to Huntington Beach if you want a cleaner ocean with better surfing waves. people are generally nice with ur typical wealthy people. overall a great place to live because of it's proximaty to LA county.

Seal Beach is cool, but not the most exciting.

Seal Beach by boyii January 5, 2010