smooches

Sloppy kisses not with the mouth lips, but with the labial lips. The smooch’s target is usually the cheek of the face or, for special occasions, the cheek of the butt.

Ben: Sally and I made a real connection on our last date. I think she might be the one.

Sam: Why do you say that?

Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.

Sam: You lucky bastard.

by kittyboss/zachnasty July 23, 2008

Scotchie Bowler

The Scotchie Bowler is the must-have fashion item for the discerning Scotchie.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.

Did you see the wee mascot in that gang of charvers?

Aye, he looked geet sweet with his little scotchie bowler on.

by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

Scoopies

A unit of measurement for ice cream that can be said in place of a scoop.

Boy: How many scoopies are you getting?
Girl: I'm getting theee scoopies

by Scoopie helper June 18, 2018

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Smoochie wallace approved

Beyond Delicious surpassing even bassen fire and even ambrosias or very good quality

"Is the food good here"

Nigga its smoochie wallace approved"

by De la smoochie wallace June 15, 2021

Coochie Smoochie

(n) The pressing of lips against the female genitalia

When things started to get hot and heated Vinayak gave Sahar a coochie smoochie

by Redsox1519 February 27, 2019

Scotchie

Perhaps the greatest educational establishment in all of Australia, without a doubt the ladsiest in all of Perth. Scotchies have the cash and spend it well, no one can party it up like a Scotchie. These boys know how to dress well and please a woman. Christchurch just fail, Hale are boring with no identity. being a Scotchie boyscout is fucken mint.

Dude 1: God dammit who is that awesome lad?

Dude 2: Must be a Scotchie, on the piss again!

Dude 1: Defs, Scotchies are ladsy!

by ghostshot April 18, 2009