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Marine Science Magnet High School

A high school in Groton CT. A short fat prick as the principal always has a stick up his ass and is rumored to have a chode. 99% of the students are rich white pussy's who play faggot-ass lacrosse and there hasn't been a fight there ever since it was established in 2011. The girls "snatches" are also rumored to smell like pepper and the administration is run by a bunch of Nazis.
Marine Science Magnet High School is such a shithole I wish I could transfer
by IH8Libs December 1, 2019
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Bill nye the science guy

A comedic scientist that stars on Disney. He explains science to a younger audience of people. While at the same time informing he makes sure not to get boring by telling jokes.
Bill Nye the Science guy talked about friction with jokes.
by Marioandluigiclan March 28, 2015
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ScienceTrek

The most insanely fun, amazing, academic, and BEST overall public school program in the city of Saskatoon.
Person 1: "Wow! That kid looks super cool!"
Person 2: "Yeah, well they're in ScienceTrek so I'm not surprised"
by Cool Kid Definitioner May 27, 2014
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scief

A scammer and a thief. Typically used when someone scams to steal something from you.
He scammed me and took my credit card. Yusuf is such a scief.
by rajt17 December 21, 2019
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Scientific method

A 2 step process of learning and understanding about the world.
I order to begin the process you need a question.

Once you have answers to seek begin the process.
Step 1: fuck around
Step 2: find out

Repeat as many times as necessary.
"hey man, do you think the boys are gonna be on Playstation tonight?"
"only way to know is to use the scientific method."
by TheboysinCS October 3, 2020
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creation science

An inherent contradiction, like fucking for chastity, a square circle, or an intelligent chav.
Creation 'scientist': Teach creation science in schools!
Real scientist: You can't. It's religion and not science.
Creation 'scientist': Oops, then teach Intelligent Design in schools!
Real scientist: *sigh* When will this non-debate be over?
by intigfx August 1, 2008
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Scientology

A space-opera fairy tale apparently believed by otherwise mentally-functioning adults, and which was simply made up by L. Ron Hubbard who famously proclaimed:

"if you want to make a million dollars, start a religion!" The Church of Scientology was born.

Remarkably, "Scientology" is banned in Germany because even those very contrite Germans don't have to take THAT degree of bullshit.

Ron L Hubbard maybe did not specifically mention kissing major celebrity ass to attract lots of gullible people to "Scientology". But all that Celebrity ass-kissing works really well for sucking in the 'recruits' - new members who are then systematically brainwashed, exploited and have their entire lives controlled, cult-style.

Also you may not know of Ronnie's "faithful" members causing stupid harm other members' lives if such member comes to their senses and try to get OUT of Sci-fi 'tology.

You can go debunk "Scientology" right now on the website Operation Clambake:

www.http://www.xenu.net/

... unless you happen to already BE a 'Scientologist' in which case you are given a special COS web browser that blocks out all reality from your computer screen.
I suspected my date was a little off in the head until she said she was "into Scientology just like Will Smith" at which point I pretended to go to the washroom and went home.
by JonasOfToronto May 1, 2009
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