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Scrumping

I love scrumping
by CottonCandyGod April 11, 2024
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schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.
by bob_johnson September 20, 2024
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Cop Schmopping

When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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