Schloppers

Specific name for a dangerous drug, often seen in Switzerland. Not to be confused with molly
Users are called Schlopfer (pron: opfer )

Do you wanna have some Schloppers?
Wilsch´s Schloppers?
Say "NO" to Schloppers

by Smurfmurf February 9, 2015

Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 October 14, 2016

Schlor

When your girl sucks your balls with a mouthful of Mountain Dew

Jenny gave the the Schlor last night

by buttbees August 13, 2020

schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

Schloopy Drop

When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.

Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick

The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM

Britches: gets pissed

You: bee bopping so hard

…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.

by Big shins mcgee May 22, 2022

Shlorpo

Fan of Shlorpian society from “Solar Opposites”

“That guy is such a shlorpo.”

by zigaroni January 3, 2023

Schloppentoppen

A slang term for an act of Oral Sex and play on the term "sloppy toppy". Schloppentoppen is where a horny sex partner gives a really sloppy blowjob and gobbles down the entire shaft of the penis to the base of the balls as saliva drips down the base of the cockmeat.

Open your mouth, and stuff my cock in, shut up bitch give the schloppentoppen.

by JesterTheRyda April 16, 2023