swankery

From the name you can tell this individual is a soulless ginger who has definitely imitated Shrek before

#me #swankery #selfie #gay #tuesgay

by gergles November 22, 2021

ScanerSlo

slovenian bot streamer

Erika: ScanerSlo is a nice youtoober

by sheridan_pickle January 15, 2022

cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 8, 2020

Hankerin for a shankerin

When simple island folk visit a big city and seek out a way to get a good old fashioned shanking to earn their validation.

Bobby: "Heading up to Radar this weekend. Golly gee I'm hankerin for a shankerin!!"

by Potatoe124 February 25, 2013

Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.

Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking

by Exiled Ninja of the Forests March 3, 2014