Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)

Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.

by Dungwit November 27, 2013

Samsung

A South Korean company that produces variety of electronics. Like LG or Sony.

They do insurance, food, construction thnings in Korea as well. huge company...

Samsung makes good cell phones, mp3 players and LCD stuff! Their laptops are crappy thou!

by Joe 2 February 13, 2006

Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.

Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized

by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007

samsius

the space between your dick and your balls

your samsius tastes salty
he gets turned on when i touch his samsius

by Ken5426 December 28, 2008

Nashville Samsonite

A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.

"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."

by Hebbard March 22, 2004

Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"

"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.

by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012

Samseng

An Singaporean term in Malay that refers to gangsters.

The ah beng and samseng is actually the same thing by getting into fights, rowdy behaviour and having tattoos of dragons and other weird designs

Can also be used to refer to a gangster that uses a Samsung phone

Friend : eh you see that samseng over there? Better run before he come whack us

Me : lai come run

by nightxmared September 14, 2018