Do you believe in Santa Claus?

A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.

Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”

by MathPlus December 25, 2018

Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

The Santa Claus

The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.

Yo I ran The Santa Clause on this girl last night

by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021

Santa Claus

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s

Santa Claus is coming

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022