A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.
by MathPlus December 25, 2018
Get the Do you believe in Santa Claus?mug. WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
Get the Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19mug. A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
Get the Santa Clausmug. by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Zat You, Santa Claus?mug. 1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.
2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!
2. Santa Claus is not real.
3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
2. Santa Claus is not real.
3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
by Clear Gram December 29, 2020
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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
Get the Black Santa Clausmug.