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vampire salsa 

heavy, thick flow during your period
My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.
vampire salsa by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
(Salisu) The most handsome, good, selflessness, gorgeous, brilliant, billionaire and loving person
Salisu is a rich, loving and successful person

crossing the salt bridge 

a bridge you cross to take you to the salty side.
susan crossed the salt bridge when she wasn’t elected for student body president.

sean cried while crossing the salt bridge after vanessa rejected his promposal.
When somebody abruptly presses the Alt + F4 keys to exit a game because they are salty.
Did you just Salt F4?
Salt F4 by Scruffyxoxo November 21, 2016

bath salt defense 

When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.
You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.
bath salt defense by zharper0 August 9, 2012