softball dick

When a girl with stitches like a softball sits on your dick

William:Did you see Kayla's stitches?

Marco:Ya i saw then when she was bouncin on my dick last night.

William: Softball dick, niiice.

by Nikesonmyfeet May 30, 2014

Saftey Scissors

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts

Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."

by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016

Saftey scissored

Lesbian equivalent to being cock blocked

"Me and Amy were going to do it, but Jeff saftey scissored me"

by Wailingtomcat February 27, 2022

softboi engineer

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.

boy: ya I do yoga and tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a softboi engineer

by tres_brando May 13, 2022

Check no saftey

Whenever someone says false information they believe is true and you correct them.

Micheal: "Man said you can see the wall of China from space"

Derrick: "Actually, astronauts proved you can't see the great Wall of China from space, so that's a check no saftey"

by Wag1 donny g May 20, 2020

Softball Players

A hard working, compassionate, loving, competitive, sister like, funny, and their normally good dancers, girls/women. They play the sport softball. They are also very smart.

The softball players won the game.

by Softball_Babe07 November 3, 2018

Safto

Short for This Afternoon

Could also be used a greeting, ie good afternoon

When are you coming round to help me bury this dead hooker?
Safto

by sarcasticus December 8, 2009