Shlinglablomb

The act of one slashing a bomb

Did you see me shlinglablomb that?

Shlinglablomb by NotGrapeLOL May 23, 2024

Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

Schlinger by cmoreride July 1, 2024

shlingbinkamogom 

another way of saying "you're fatherless"

used in a sentence, shlingbinkamogom

shlingbinkamogom by brokenmidnight23 September 5, 2024

shlinging 

when u are just being wet annoying callaped and just low ke nerdy and taped

you are you flipping shlinging

shlinging by tayyab the rizzaerd June 18, 2025

Schlinging Meat 

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

Schlinging Meat by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Acting the Shling 

Acting the Shling
To act like a fool.
Similar to "acting the mickey"

Clare was really acting the Shling when she saw Shawn.

Acting the Shling by Shling May 11, 2008

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle 

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024