On route

Getting the drugs ..illegal money

Mom:Dj where are you?
Dj:I’m on route !

by I’m on route June 29, 2019

run my route

When you are correct but others think otherwise, you proceed to say "Run my route!" To prove that you are right

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017

Obama Route

It's when you decide to go to a community college for 2 years after High School and then transfer to a university like Barack Obama did.

Dude 1: "Hey, what you're gonna do after high school graduation?"

Dude 2: "I'm taking the Obama Route, minus the President part."

by Chicken Bu7t May 5, 2011

Smoke Route

A system of backroads and throughstreets that lead you to where you started. Used by stoners with nowhere to smoke weed in a congested city. They drive these routes while smoking weed, because they are convinced that no police ever go through the systems of roads they used.

Joe: 'Hey fucknugget, don't spark that, cops come through here."

Chris: "Aight, Joe, lets go on a smoke route, hop in my car"

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

Chi Route

You can rock it solo or take a group of people usually in one car. You drive to downtown chicago and spark your blunt or light your bowl only when your on the highway and once everyone is sufficiently torched continue to drive around downtown chicago and take in the sights and culture. Works best at night with high grade cannabis. Also reffered to as a chizzy or routing it in the big windy.

Note: Driving around chicago when not smoking and just going down there to waste gas and sound cool is NOT and i repeat is NOT a Chi route. thats just being gay.

Kid 1 : hey bro what are we doing tonight?
Kid 2: Lets take a chi route man i got some flame as hahl weed
Kid 1: Sounds like a great idea man ill grab the drops and cudi
Kid 3: Lemme get shorts!

by Caddis March 24, 2011

1-800 route

A way to get somewhere bypassing toll booths, usally very out of the way

"I took the 1-800 Route out of the city and now I have enough money for food."

by A. E. Newman September 24, 2005

Scenic Route

The act of getting stuck behind an attractive girl who is walking very slow. There is something to look at, but it takes longer.

I was late to class because I took the scenic route.

by Dyllyle May 20, 2014