Rodentry

An infantry or military- derived group of rodent soldiers who fight for the sake of cheese.

"Dude, your house is so dirty that the rodentry has invaded half of your living spaces, including your dairy products"

by N_ May 2, 2022

Rodent

A small, gnawing mammal

(informal, derogatory) A small but nasty person (typically a child)

T: What is this rodent?

G: That nasty little rodent stole my desk >:(

by Ace the simp September 4, 2023

Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

Anal Retentive

Eric Grubert; opposite of passive.

You are so Anal Retentive!

by Daddy's Lil Monster March 30, 2017

lip rodent

A bushy mustache, particularly one confined to the upper lip. Often grown for Movember by fools who don't know their head from their ass when it comes to proper facial hair grooming.

Yeah, I fucking dumped that lip rodent sporting tool; he spent so much time looking in the mirror he forgot to brush his teeth.

by REvisionIST February 26, 2018

Coronal Retentive

Excessively orderly and fussy, paying too much attention to detail, as the result of being locked in during the coronaviral era.

She had always been relaxed and carefree. But with nowhere to go and no one to see, she reorganized every item in the bathroom cabinet by size, color and alphabetical order, and worried she was becoming coronal retentive.

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020

intermittent retention

Intermittent retention refers to the act of retaining one's semen or not ejaculating within a selected window of time, similar to how one would refrain from eating while doing intermittent fasting. There are many purported benefits of intermittent retention. This term is first coined by the app makers of Epic, which is a semen retention tracker.

He has an active sex life but he is doing intermittent retention to preserve his lifeforce.

by interesting_insights November 5, 2020