Romanian moment

A point in time when a leader finally realizes that he has completely lost control. Term relates to the events of 1989 when Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu was standing on the balcony in Bucharest and was unable to stop the crowd from booing him. A few days later his government fell and he was executed.

Many people think George W. Bush's Romanian moment was Hurricane Katrina while others think it's the rabid opposition to the Harriet Miers nomination. But others says it will soon happen over his handling of the War on Terror.

by bill the cat August 11, 2008

Romanian Lullaby

Putting your children to sleep by suffocating them with a wild shrew until they lose consciousness.

When Bill was arrested for child abuse, he tried to explain to the police that he was simply telling his son a Romanian Lullaby.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

romanian mapping

A strange type of porn involving female gypsies stuffing their pussies with goat shit to please our the great map lord

Brad: Ooh, I had a great night watching Romanian Mapping yesterday!
Liam: Awesome dude! how many times did you cum?

by malostranska namesti June 16, 2017

romanian rudder

A sexual act involving two individuals where one individual holds the others penis in their hand. The other individual then proceeds to thrust in and out of the first individuals hand.

Chandler gives the best Romanian rudders.

by Rudderer December 7, 2019

Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

Romanian Workout

The act of pickpocketing or stealing, an important custom for Romanians everywhere.

Daniel got arrested for doing a Romanian workout again.

by cunnyuohhhhh June 18, 2022

Romanian penguin

When a Romanian whore is giving you head and right before you nut, she gets up and walks away, causing you to chase her with your pants around your ankles, waddling like a penguin after her, shouting get back here bitch...

That Bitch gave me a Romanian Penguin, if I see her again, I’m gonna give her an angry pirate.

by Geo fence February 10, 2018