Rofllobster

A Rofling Lobster, or a Lobster made out of Rofl's, or an extremely skilled player, or a term to use when something funny is said.

Invented by a great FPSer that was sick of being called a hacker, he invented it for all great players alike

1.John:Hear about the the tree on the news today
Paul:Rofllobster

2.Jake:ROFL!
Bob:ROFLLOBSTER!

by Razor_Raz September 22, 2008

roffleshot

Colloquial term used in computer games, particularly first person shooters. It refers to a shot that is so good, or lucky, it causes one to 'rofl' - to roll on the floor laughing.

That was a complete roffleshot, you're head came right off.

by Smiling Nihilist June 27, 2005

rofl fries

ROFL Fries are a rare food to come by. In order to recieve these delicicies you must go though a strict process.

First, you go to Chicken Fillet (some place in the mall), and walk up to the counter. At that moment, you hear yourself say "I want a chicken sandwich and some..." only to be stopped mid-sentence and proceed to "ROFL" because of a youtube video you watched the previous night because you h
Causing you to mispronounce "waffle" resulting in ordering "rofl fries."

*Matt walks up to the counter*

Cashier: What can I get ya?
Matt: Get me a chicken sandwich and some..
Cashier: Looks like you could use some rofl fries!
Matt (still Rofling): Silly black people!

by BWStigerts April 9, 2008

rofl pwned

What happens when someone gets hurt, ripped, or burnt so bad that everyone in the area must roll around on the ground laughing at what just happened.

Man 1: *Runs into small metal pole"
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED!"

Man 1: *Whips man 2 in the eye*
Man 3: "Don't worry, I'll get him"
Man 2: "No, I've got it covered"... *walks over to man 1 and gives him a sweeny*
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED

by Assassin Mr X December 17, 2007

ROFL MEH TEEHEE

ROFL MEH TEEHEE is used when an act or situation is too funny/ironic to use simple and over used terms such as ROFL, MEH, or TEEHEE, but can be infused together to form ROFL MEH TEEHEE, summerizing that you find what has just happened funny, ironic, or childish in this simple and original phrase. ROFL MEH TEEHEE is also used to disorintate those you are talking to by its pure originality, and that it is as well as an acronyme...

R olling
O n
F loor
L aughing

M ight
E nduce
H umans

T o
E xplode

E xponentially
H ereby
E liminating

E veryone

We were comparing between my friends on who had the most original word. My friend was about to win with Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia, but at the last minute, I blurted out ROFL MEH TEEHEE. An epic win was inevitable.

by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

ROFL TOV

Rofl tov pronounced (raw-full-tah-v) is a combination of the common acronym ROFL and the hebrew phrase of congratulations Mozel tov. It may be used when confronted with a joke or humorous situation that merits the rolling of a person on the floor whilst laughing vigorously!!! Rofl tov is used to congratulate the teller of said joke or facilitator of said situation for being SOO GOSH DARN FUNNY!!!!

use as directed:
-whilst toasting with an alcoholic beverage
-accompany with a fist pump!!!
-Pronounce ROFL TOV with authority

(we don't half ass this $H13T)

<HANS BROLLO> MAn! when luke found out he kissed his own sister, hey was all like DAAAAMN SON!!!!

<BRODA> A path to the Dark Side, that is. Restraining order in young Skywalker's future, I foresee!

<HANS BROLLO> ROFL TOV!!! BRODA, you soo gosh darn dyslexic..... errrmm i mean funny! right... Funny!

by NATE "PEG-CITY" D1ZZL3 August 29, 2010

ROFL torpedo

A weapon, invented in the cold war to cause rofling on Russian Submarines so they would light up on sonar and they could be lit up. now used to make fist rise to the surface with hystaria

Fire the ROFL torpedo!!!

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004