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the golden retriever

The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.

Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
by Dr00Pickelz April 28, 2011
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Repressed

Having to repress true feelings as a way to cope with life as you're expected to, without disappointing the enviourment surrounding you. Typically by a leader-type person who is looked up upon, and is trustworthy, especially in dire situations.

Often repressed feelings breed creativity and originality, and are common among artists. As they cannot express their feelings in a common way, they must find another way to express themselves.

OPPOSITE: Panicing mothers worldwide make the mistake of over reacting when their babies are getting hurt, thus causing needless extra stress to the babies. Causing them to over cling to the mother as she has no other friend but them, so they are delaying their development so they won't be lonely when the baby gets independent.
eg Fun-loving John with his feelings repressed
playing the piano charming every lass.

eg When the shit breaks down, you can count on John to get his job done.

eg John draws sketchs once in a while when he has free time on his hands. They are very good, but he keeps them private, as the sketchs he draws are usually unpleasant.

eg John hit his foot by kicking the pavement barefoot. His Mom gave him a warm hug and told him to walk it off. Seeing from a distance he was walking fine, His Mom knew John wasn't hurt.
by iamtemper October 22, 2008
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reprehend

a word that is actually not a word even though it should be, simply because it sounds like one. it would probably mean something like "to scold; to deprive one of certain things" or some shit like that.
Mike reprehended Jane because Jane spent all Mike's money.
by Augie December 21, 2005
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YACKATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION

To be yacked by the Juice, and not know you have been yacked, so you don't think anything of it!!!! Yackation Without Representation!!!!!!
Last night I yacked this girl and she didn't even know she was being yacked, she just kept talking and smiling at me, the whole time I was yacking her!!!!! Thats what I call Yackation Without Representation
by JIMMY III July 24, 2006
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repression

I don't have just depression anymore, I have repression
by Stocks&Bonds March 8, 2019
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Repression

Not acknowledging negative feelings is true repression. Not allowing other people to acknowledge theirs because you don't acknowledge yours is the worst kind of repression/oppression.
For someone that claimed to be such a free spirit, repression was something she used at many oppurtune times to benefit from doing so.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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represent

To give homage to where your from, usually with a nickname like Motor City, an area code like 305 or just saying the name like The Bronx.
I represent New Jersey and Manhattan
by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008
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