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testicle replacement surgery

what happens on nights when cake is eaten
Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery
by Gerp October 24, 2003
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Refractin'

The period of apathy after a male ejaculates due to the massive release of dopamine neurotransmitters into the brain. Comes from the psychological term "refractory period."
"Yo dawg, how was the girl last night?"
"Really good, I'm totally refractin' right now."
"Sick man! You did her?"
"Nah dude, I kicked her out of my house and then masturbated furiously."
"Oh... that's odd."
by kimblekrazy132 May 14, 2009
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Rerack

Verb: To go back to bed or to take a nap. A term originating aboard sailing ships where beds are sometimes referred to as "racks".
I had to stand two watches last night so I am going to rerack for a while before my next watch.
by Captain Swill November 12, 2010
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replacement friend

when you have a friend that you are just talking to because you have no one else in that class.

signs you have one:
1: you don't talk to them if you have another friend
2: if they have another friend near them, they won't talk to you. this means your replacement friend relationship is mutual. this is good for when you are going to ditch them next year.
3: you don't think their jokes are funny, and you have to fake laugh
4: you act different for them
5: they don't know you well or maybe they know every aspect about you since they are just someone you can rant to without worrying about them spreading it.

rules:
1: can't hang out with them outside of school
2: don't hang out with them if you have friends in that class
3: NEVER choose them over your friend for partners
p1: aren't you hanging out with her today?
p2: no man, she's my replacement friend. come on, let's go
by checkitboys1 February 6, 2019
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retracted

When a man puts his dick back into his pants to soon after taking a piss and therefore lets a few drips into his pants.
Godamnit i just retracted again
by Smig January 15, 2008
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retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.
Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.
by Nathan T. Freeman December 30, 2008
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Repsac

Damn man stop being such a repsac.
by Gsus December 7, 2004
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