steel reserve

Once only 'reserved' for bums, this dirt-cheap foul swine is now popular among the college crowd, too. Also known as 'blackout betty' or 'boo juice'. Make sure you don't have anything to do the next day because you will need it to recover. On the bright side, it's cheaper than bottled water. Don't drink too much becuase you will not remember anything (sometimes that can be a good thing, though).

Bob: "I went home with who?"
Jim: "Yeah, dude, she looked like Shrek."
Bob: "Friggin' Steel Reserve."

by Erik M. May 14, 2007

Chocolate Riser

A co worker or friend that constantly makes shit up about themselves. The kind of shit you know he's lying about and he shows that he's lying, but will protest that it's truth.

Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.

Guy#1: Hey man you know i'm the grandson of an Apache chief?
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.

by JayTeeEs March 2, 2012

Reisterstown

Where everyone is either from somewhere else or wants to be somewhere else.

My family has lived in Reisterstown for like a hundred years, but I'm still going to live in New York someday.

by Carlos May 7, 2005

Case Western Reserve University

It is the only university on the country where having a better computer is more important than a girlfriend.

Don't show up at the library without an up to date lapop and ipod.

by Ellen Kay May 13, 2005

Reibert

The ship between Bertholdt Hoover and Reiner Braun in Attack On Titan. Its so adorable I might cry.

Me: I love Reibert so much, I spent hours crying over them.

My only friend: Lol okay

by lovserm February 2, 2021

coitus reservatus

Edging, or more simply, trying not to cum as long as humanly possible.

The members in the Oneida community practiced Coitus Reservatus

by AnEntymolygist November 15, 2013

Western reserve

Bunch of fucking idiots who don’t know how to read or write in the middle of fucking corn and Retards

Dad: wanna go to western reserve. Son: fuck no it’s full of retards

by Ididurmom69 January 27, 2022