Restaurant

You aren't stopping me

Hym "Really, it's like the chimp ladder experiment where they put bananas at the top of the ladder and maced or shocked or whatever the monkeys and then (one at a time) swapped out the 🐒. The new monkey would try to go for the banana and the other monkeys would beat the shit out of them. They continued to swap out the monkeys (one at a time) until none of the original monkeys remained. From that point on, each time a new monkey went to go for the bananas, the monkeys would be the shit out of them EVEN THOUGH none of them remaining monkeys had been punished they way the original group had been punished. They didn't even understand why they were trying to stop each other from getting the bananas. None of them had experienced the original round of punishment. That's what this is like. It shouldn't be like that. You shouldn't be like monkeys. You should be people. But you won't even try to listen to reason. What does saying the name of the last restaurant I went to ACTUALLY do? Does it do nothing? Are you reminding that you're watching me? How well are you actually watching me? Huh? In the last 7 days, how many children have I driven past? Well, can you quote me the number

or are you NOT DOING THE THING YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (those two things). Which is it? Well? How about this, if it's the former, have my hot neighbor come over and give me a ride (since you have so much control) and if it's the latter, how about you go fuck yourself. How does that sound?"

Iam 😓 "Maybe he was right about them not being able to think..."

Hym "That isn't an excuse! This is ridiculous. They're ramping up."

Iam "I know but we..."

Hym "No 'buts'! The danger is real. This makes any subsequent action retaliatory. This is why you don't imitate the creature. Can't even go to a fucking restaurant!"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

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Reestard

1. -ed: An adjective referring to a person who is addicted to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups or Pieces, often to the point of a potentially harmful sugar rush.

2. A noun referring to a person who is over-the-top hilarious.

1. He ate five packages of Reese's Pieces, and he's been reestarded for the past 20 minutes.

2. That girl is a total reestard, I want to party with her!

by The Big Smuz March 22, 2009

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Restaurant quality

Used jokingly when referring to cheap and low quality goods packaged or made to look expensive.

What do you mean it's cheap? This stuff is restaurant quality man!

by nexer September 25, 2009

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restaurants

What a womans tits become when she gets pregnant.

Damn my tits hurt.Thats because they just became restaurants.

by randi November 28, 2003

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restaurateur

Hipster for "penny pinching bootstrapper"

Ericson didn't like the way his general manager treated him as a cashier at Chipotle so he decided to become a restaurateur.

by falsom April 21, 2014

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Chinese Restaurant Name

An obviously Americanized/Westernized pseudonym taken by ethnically East Asian restaurant workers such as Billy, Kevin, Tony, Susan, Mary, etc.

I went to Ming Kui Lau and my server's name was Tony. No, seriously! It said that on his name tag! I mean yeah, it's probably not his real name, but his Chinese Restaurant name was Tony. Good guy, Tony...

by JohnnyApocalypse July 4, 2015

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