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Randolph

The epitome of godlike qualities. Obsessed with working out at the gym in order to get swole. The name also means, Wolf Shield. An absolute and unmatched statement of strength and vitality. A truly rare and blessed name.
Beast:Hey Randolph
Randolph:*Doesn't respond due to headphones in ear, hyped up with some Crazed pre-workout, and equipped with brand new leather gloves*
Beast: Right....hes fully turnt
by CarnivalKing April 21, 2013
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Justin Randall Timberlake!

Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.
"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"

"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."

"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."
by pronek March 1, 2007
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the randall

The act of masturbating with both hands turned inward and knuckles touching.
My hands were dirty but I was horny, so I used the randall move.
by Smokey255 May 29, 2018
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Randolph Scott

(Noun/verb)
A person (or memory of a person) who is so famous in your organization or community, his/her name envokes a chorus of angels. Mention of his/her name brings men to remove thier hats and any request attached to his/her name is completed immediately. (Often no one really understands or can give a clear answer on why the remembered person is so great)

Originates from the film blazing saddles
Crowd: That's the worst idea ever, we'll never go along with it!

Mayor: You'd do it for Clay Walker!

Crowd: (angels singing, men remove hats) Clay Walker! We'll do it!

Tom (in the crowd): Dangit, anytime the mayor wants something he Randolph Scott's us into going along with it.
by BlackjackII February 26, 2009
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Randolf itch

Refers to a sudden intense itchy feeling of one's asshole while walking on the busy Randolf Street in downtown Chicago, IL. Due to the fact that the individual is surrounded by people, it is impossible to scratch without being embarassed, thus causing a considerable amount of pain and anguish as they walk down the street.
"Damn man I was walking to the metra and I got some insane Randolf itch all up in my ass. It was truly hell on Earth"
by Aegz November 2, 2008
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Randal

Listless video store clerk from the movie Clerks
Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
(Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels)
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
(Shows him graphic picture from porn mag)
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
by Eric Meecrob July 28, 2006
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Randolph

A gloomy town in northern New Jersey characterized by a lack of things to do, a lack of sidewalks, and radio towers rising up behind a backdrop of crappy weather. The town is populated by lax bro jocks and hipsters. Most people are generally nice and accepting but this is because they are stoned twenty-four seven. Most kids spend their weekends aimlessly wandering around in the woods and getting stoned. The center of the town is Acme which shows there is absolutely nothing to do. Most people think that everyone who lives in Randolph is rich - they are right.
A: Hey, want to go out and do something?
B: Wtf? We live in Randolph
A: Oh yeah. Pass the bong.
by iloverelientk July 3, 2011
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