scoutmaster randal

A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.

Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.

by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019

Randall Cobb

A guy who has fun, smokes weed, and gets the layyydeeeez.

Randall Cobb does drugs! He's so cool!

by Poopooman February 1, 2017

The Full Randall

Spread you ass cheeks and you asshole for 15 seconds and if someone looks directly into your asshole you have to start the timer over until the 15 second timer goes off with No one looking into it

“Did the stripper go the full month?”
“He went the The Full Randall til someone looked at him, he was standing there for a full 5 mins, we couldn’t stop looking into it.”

by Carbon42069 February 14, 2020

uncle randall

a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.

Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.

by Betel Nut September 5, 2016

Miss Randall

Usually a teacher and super kind. Probably brown/blond hair and light blue eyes. Like I said, ever so kind.

Student 1: Miss can we play in the computer room?
Miss Randall: Of Course!

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Bob Randal

This deceased pilot is a legend. He sunk his plane in a lake in northern Wisconsin. More specifically, underneath a certain family's swim raft. The plane is sunk underneath 3 feet of muck and seaweed and the air continues to leak out until one day, his body will float to the top. His spirit haunts the lake, and he drags victims down to the murky bottom. If you're swimming in a lake in northern wisconsin and something grabs your foot, it's probably Bob Randal.

*swimming in the dark*
Girl: "Ha, I hope Bob Randal doesn't get you, bae. Watch out."
*there's a slash, then silence*
Girl: "Bae.....?"

by hipstervoleslayer August 4, 2014

Ivan Randall

a person that loves to display multiple pictures of themselves in their cubicle

"Whoa! You're an Ivan!"

by Bombquisha October 16, 2003