Raeshawn

An all around great guy. If u need some1 to tlk to he will listen (even though he might not aways understand). He is very loveable. Eventhough he is a gr8 guy he has his down sides. He will lie sometimes but he will own up to it, and he could cheat but everything will work out in the end

friend 1: wat r u thinking?? why would u 4give raeshawn again??
friend 2: idk...ther is something ther...i just love him..

by BooBaby<3 January 19, 2012

justin ralph

Only One Man , by the name of, Justin Ralph, is the most delicious Man of all. This man is the definition of Yum. This man would lap your breath away in just one kiss, and you'll fall in love with him at speeds beyond that of light and sound.
This Man is the King of Men. Whilst at this mans side, you'll forever be saying, "Oh, my God"...because that's what he is, a God. A true romantic. Has an amazing mind and can fill up an entire room with A4 lined paper, scribbled with poetry, love letters and imaginative sketches. His mysterious eyes disguise all which is tongue and lips do not speak. Sex with him is the hottest, sexiest love dance which will leave you wanting more. Thinking about him makes you want him. Makes me want him to "come in my pants" ...

The only lap you'll ever want to sit on would only belong to Justin Ralph L, there is only one of him. He's the yum one. Number One.

by Someonesameoneaseveryone May 8, 2021

ralph wiggum

The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.

I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!

by sam May 12, 2004

Raiph victim

Someone who has watched too many Raiph Fiennes movies and has therefore been scarred for life.

Random: Hey did you know there was a Raiph Fiennes movie on last night?

Raiph Victim: Yeah, I saw it. That's the 4th time I've been raiphed.

by The Beast93 April 3, 2009

Ralph Kwasi

When a female gets really excited or when she has an erection.

Shannon has a Ralph Kwasi!

by Ginger Goose Girl September 9, 2012

Raunchy Ralph

Similar to a Wet Willy, a Raunchy Ralph is where instead of sticking your finger in your mouth and shoving it into someone's ear, you stick your finger either up your bumhole, or in your vaginal area, and wiggle it around until you get some substance, and stick it in their ear.

Oy, that twatshlub just gave me a raunchy ralph!

by Chazzlefas April 25, 2010

jean ralphio

An eccentric character from the television show Parks and Recreation. Known to be slightly crazy, and head in the clouds. Uses songs to accentuate words often. Many, many, great quotes (totally should look them up).

Sally: Ugh, I hate how today is going.

Roger: Well, as Jean Ralphio once said, 'When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelery and you go clubbin'.

Sally: That didn't help at all, but thank you.

by klondikebaryoulldoanythingfor June 18, 2017