Road head is sucking a guy off while he's driving. Hazards include decreased concentration in recipient of said blowjob, risk of sticky white stain on pants if your girl isn't a swallower, and of course getting caught by a cop
—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—
Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.
Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.
Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.
DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!
Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—
Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.
Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.
Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.
DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!
Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
My boyfriend plays Backroad by Corey Smith in his truck when he's in the mood, so I curl up in the seat with my head in his lap, pull out his huge dick and suck it like it was the last blowjob of my life. He scratches my back, pulls my hair and slaps my ass because he knows what I like. After he cums down my throat, he pulls me up to him and kisses me, and says "damn baby, that was the best road head ever! I almost said the L word!"
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The sensation that becomes travelers after 5+ hours in the car, particularly when driving at night. Road trip Insanity includes saying things that don't make sense, laughing hysterically at things that are not funny, and a general sense of "loopey-ness"
Once travelers have reached the point of Road Trip Insanity, there is not turning back.
Once travelers have reached the point of Road Trip Insanity, there is not turning back.
Bob- I'm validated!
Tom- I'm inebriated!
Sally- Looks like you guys have a bad case of Road Trip Insanity.
Tom- I'm inebriated!
Sally- Looks like you guys have a bad case of Road Trip Insanity.
by roadmaster1217 October 14, 2010
Get the Road Trip Insanity mug.A group of shady men in beige trenchcoats and tall fedoras who carry stop signs, but appear to be doing nothing. Only other road crew workers are allowed to pass by them, and any information on the Milkman is strictly confidential to the group.
by Roonil_Wazlib January 16, 2011
Get the Road Crew mug.Randomly placed bottles filled with cider colored liquid found along any major highway or road. From a car traveling at high speed they appear to be bottles of unfinished apple juice, when in reality the various containers are filled with human urine.
Dedicated truck drivers who's pay load is always on time frequently slug many quarts of caffinated beverages to stay alert. As their bladder swells, the innovative road warrior then tinkles carefully in the soft drink bottle while maintaining control of a 30 Ton rig at highway speed. To make sure that there will be no mistakenly drank pee pee as fatigue sets in later on, the trucker wisely tosses the road cider from the truck and reaches for another 2 liter of Mountain hollar.
by OB_77 September 17, 2011
Get the Road Cider mug.Alcohol that you store in a convenient location at the side of a road or out of public sight. This is done usually when you are told that you cannot bring your own alcohol onto a premises, and so you have to stash your remaining alcohol somewhere.
The intention is that when you leave the bar / club, you have a nice pick-me-up to keep you going well into the early hours.
The location can be marked with a stone, or the container itself contained under a bunch of stones.
Let's be honest... no-one is going to abandon good alcohol!
The intention is that when you leave the bar / club, you have a nice pick-me-up to keep you going well into the early hours.
The location can be marked with a stone, or the container itself contained under a bunch of stones.
Let's be honest... no-one is going to abandon good alcohol!
Guy 1: Shit! We're supposed to be at the bar, but I still have a fuck-load of alcohol to drink.
Guy 2: Fear not my friend! Grab some of them rocks over there and we'll plant some Road Booze for later!
Guy 2: Fear not my friend! Grab some of them rocks over there and we'll plant some Road Booze for later!
by cianmo April 16, 2013
Get the Road Booze mug.1. The condition where a weary and lonely business traveler sleeps with a woman he meets at a hotel bar.
2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
"After five days on the road in three hotels, it was late and she seemed attractive enough. I woke up and realized, oh yeah, I was wearing my road goggles."
"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."
"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."
"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."
"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."
by PunkRockHR March 14, 2014
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