Really Relaxed

A phrase used to justify the faux pas that is falling asleep during sex.

It bares no relation to the effort or technique displayed by the other party. The falling asleep is usually out of character and is the result of weeks of burning the candle at both ends.

Muscley Hetero: yeh baby, d'ya like that?

Ali: Zzzzzz

Muscley Hetero: baby? Oh.My.God.

Ali:*wakes up*

urgh, i wasn't sleeping, i was just really relaxed.

by martini attack September 7, 2009

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Was that really necessary?!?

The common response from a balding, middle-aged janitor with nothing to live for when faced with spilt sriracha.

Me: *spills sriracha on the counter and floor*

Virgin janitor: 😐 Was that really necessary?!?

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

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really good

a means of sarcasm used when someone does something/uses something incorrectly your saying the opposite in a sarcastic manner

friend 1 misses an open goal
friend 2: "really good at football"
or
friend 1: "what the hell my phone just turned off!?"
friend 2: "really good phone"
or a commonly used phrase "really good at life" for someone who just sucks at life

by jayboiadams May 23, 2009

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really? no way!

Something that the asshole people in your life say to you when something awesome finally happens to you. This could be said in a sarcastic, or with obviously fake enthusiasm.

Me: Hey! I just made it onto the basketball team!
Person: rolls eyes Really? No way!
Me: Yeah fuck you too.

by WiserOwl April 12, 2017

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