religion

A way of thinking, often a way of life for many in which the person sets his beliefs upon something extravagant and logically unrealistic.
Popular religions
Christianity, Satanism, Nihilism, Girl-Pimping

praise be to god for the pain he has caused us

by larstait October 8, 2003

Religion

the biggest fuck up that ever happend

for allah lets start a war
for the holy spirit lets start a war
lets live our lives by a lie
"i love my religion god is top dog" - lets go kill my family as they are sinners for not saying grace at the dinner table

by tom of kent September 24, 2005

religion

A bunch of bullshit.

I tried studying religion but then realized it was a load of shit.

by George W. Bush is a douchebag August 6, 2006

Religions

Very large (usually popular) cults.

"'Stupid religions'she said, as she masterbated to the bible."

by DieJebusDie August 19, 2003

religion

1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.

2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.

Religion is the fasionable substitute for beleif. --Oskar Wilde

Also see: Sexual abuse

by Moo May 25, 2003

religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?

religion is stupid because it is based on faith

by Jake March 31, 2004

Religion

The only acceptable form of bullying

Terrorist: go and blow those people up or be damned to a life of suffering and misery
Innocent muslim: ok

by bumwillydribbleboobies August 23, 2005