Halloween Recession

It it what happens a few days after Halloween. After all the good candy is gone. You have gone from eating Snickers and Kit Kats to Smarties and Jolly Ranchers. When this happens..you have a Halloween Recession on your hands.

The Halloween Recession has hit at our house. We are down to the hard candies and dums dums.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife November 10, 2010

Triple-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then into the mouth, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
No care is given to the cleanliness of the penis as it is transferred from one bodily entrance to another.

The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Double-Dip Recession, which excludes insertion into the mouth.

"The Triple-Dip Recession is really taking its toll on me and my partner. I've had two vaginal infections in the past three weeks."

by arransc April 13, 2013

Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.

If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder

by teeceeTO July 11, 2010

I quit school because of recess

An identifier denoting that the speaker doesn't play games

"Close your eyes, because you can't see me…I quit school because of recess, you fucking BG!"
-Snoop Dogg

by themagicalnegro June 3, 2010

Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.

These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

infinite recession

The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.

Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",

by anonymous500r March 14, 2009

Recession

Recession is when you go to the market and could not buy anything because of bad government management

Recession - Nigeria government (2020)

by ussy04otu November 24, 2020