Stick your finger in a butthole, yell their name. They turn around draw circles around their eyes with the feces that is on your finger. They run out of the house and knock the trash can over.
I was with a girl last night did the angery raccoon. I haven't seen her since.
by Coeus_Press March 28, 2016
a sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, then proceeds the punch her in each eye giving her instant black eyes.
by ThatDude83 September 08, 2010
by Ethel Rosenbaum July 26, 2007
A slang term for the pale parts of a person's face left by sunglasses, goggles or facemasks when the person has been sunburned or tanned by being out in the direct sun for long periods of time. So-called from the person's facial resemblance to the black 'mask' pattern of a raccoon.
After climbing to the top of the mesa, Jan took off his glasses to clean them and was puzzled by Jane and Louis' howls of laughter. Although his face was burnt a deep brown by their day-long trek in the desert, his pallid eye-sockets underneath revealed a nasty raccoon tan.
by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003
Fucking in the garbage can and biting their ass like cheese while the partner rips out the others pubic hair and finds trash in the garbage and shoves it up the others butt hole all the way so no trash or pubic hair is showing, knowing of course from experience.
by Phil Baylafur December 04, 2014
When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.
by Lahna_ May 21, 2016
When you're broke as fuck and can't afford to buy food, thus, you go to your parents house to raid their pantry.
Yo Joseph, we don't get paid for a few days and have no money for food, wanna go pull a raccoon raid?
by MoveFatKid September 18, 2017