razor shit

A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers!

Dude, I had such bad razor shit that when I wiped- it was 40% shit and 60% blood.

by ozzoloc November 30, 2003

razor toes

Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship.

Molly kept trying to spoon me. However, I wanted no part of it because she kept stabbing me with her razor toes.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

razor blades

A favorite tool of cutters and cokeheads, razor blades are often used to cut drugs into powder or to slice one's flesh when cutting.

Pass me the razor blades, man. My nose needs a treat!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

acoustic razor

a conventional razor, as opposed to an electric razor

Feck, my Norelco is busted - gotta use an acoustic razor.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

Occam’s Razor

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Razor Snatch

Woman who keeps a dagger or knife in her vagina.

Kelly has a razor snatch watch out.

by SFHS Ray April 5, 2009

razor burnt

shaving for nothing,
the act of shaving to get ready for some, only for it not to happen.

i got razor burnt last week when jeff didn't show up at my house.

by vanessa723 November 6, 2008