Air-quotes

Using two fingers on each hand to indicate a word or phrase is in quotes. Generally used to indicate irony, sarcasm, or derision.

Adam repeated John's statement, but used air-quotes when he reached "legend".

by Yunomi August 21, 2003

Annoying Internet Quotes

Quotes you find on Photobucket, or some other popular website containing annoying quotes about friendship, summer, boys, fashion etc. Usually comes with a picture of a girl in a field of flowers having nothing to do with the topic of the quote.

"Give up already sweetie, you're never going to be me. So do yourself a favor and stop trying."

"&&; keep UR hEAd HiiGH dey will KiLL 2 seE chu fall GoRgEoUSsss.""

Girl 1: OMGFZiiiZLEEEZZ did you lyk see dat quote on photobucketz abut true LOVEZ? itz lyk totezlyz decribes me and RICKZ. ohmygawd.

Girl 2: No, it is just a horribly put-together quote that a lonely, mentally confused teenager wrote.

Girl 1: LYK MEHGAWD wut iz wrong Witttt CHU?!

Girl 2: Annoying internet quotes got you.

by b-b-bass-bass-basshunter! August 17, 2009

clutch quotient

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.

Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.

by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007

quote soup

(n.) An essay consisting almost solely of attributions. Arises out of having plenty of proof for little or no thesis.

I haven't got a chance on this paper. It's a quote soup of the worst kind, with a quotation in every single sentence.

by CartoonChess April 9, 2009

Lol Quotes

The act of starting a text/IM with lol, then preceding to end it with lol.

Person A: So, that's what happened last night. lol

Person B: lol, sounds like fun. I had the same night! lol

Person A: Dude, you totally just used Lol Quotes!

by pjinsky July 12, 2010

Quoctican

A person who expresses readiness to start a family, or readiness to start a family.

Bob was quoctican, which may have influenced his carelessness in birth control usage.

Sarah's quoctican feelings played a part in her decision to propose to Amanda.

by angel-angel July 1, 2008

Quote Sick

To pretend or fake being sick in order to escape school, work, or other activity.

Bob was Quote Sick today, so he shall not be present for the meeting

by Feralsymphony March 11, 2009