Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 04, 2011

quim

a farting noise produced from a vagina, after penetration, because of the relieving pressure. otherwise known as a 'fanny fart'

that was a great shag, oh, theres that quim agen

by benajni October 10, 2007

QUIM CHIN

Someone with a beard.

'Seen that blokes quim chin?' referring to a particularly hairy faced bloke (or woman!!!)

by EmmaB December 05, 2007

quim cape

a close cousin to "quim nuts"; a pair of loose hanging vagina lips which when pulled tight by the owner can be utilized as/or closely resemble a superhero-like cape.

...she then lept onto the dresser, turned with an outstretched quim cape, and kamikazied my dick!!!

by theoniondeath August 01, 2009

quim nuts

a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts

That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Cornelius

by Schwilly March 31, 2004

Crimson Quim

Menstrual Fluid used as lubricant for sex

she's crimson quimming
THE CRIMSON QUIM

by saltandvinegar November 02, 2011

Quim Shiver

The same as fanny flutter, the excitement you get in the vagina when sexually aroused

He was so hot he gave me quim shivers just looking at him

by Preshka August 15, 2018