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Quaran-time

The infinite amount of time existing while in quarantine from Covid-19. There is no construct in this space. Time is an illusion.
"Is 9 a.m. too early for vodka?"
"No. We're on quaran-time. Bust that shit out."
by KayYo21 March 20, 2020
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by one braincell April 30, 2004
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Quarantine

v. To drop a deuce so foul, so unspeakably wretched and so disgusting that the bathroom is off limits for at least half the day.
Dude, Jimmy went out last night and got annihilated drunk and then stopped and got a burrito while stumbling home. Now the bathroom is quarantined, seriously, don't go near there.
by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010
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Quar

£1. One british pound
Its somewhere inbetween a quid and a bar.
eg 1. "Can you lend me 1 quar?"
eg 2. "That'll cost 2 quar please"
by Wums February 24, 2010
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Quarantine

Something that is going on in 2020 due to corona virus. It is keeping people home, filling up the hospitals. If you are reading this in 2020 still, I hope you stay well.
Quarantine has me bored right now.
by Bonehead5000 May 18, 2020
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Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by Sickomonster July 14, 2021
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weerkin' the quarantine

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.
Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!
by YAWA April 14, 2020
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