Tacky Quacker

1. A costume with duck bills protruding from all angles. When on the body, one must quack as though they are a duck about to be crushed by a car.

My neighbor laughed at my tacky quacker, but i knew the rules of the costume and continued quacking.

by UtedomLess March 21, 2010

Mud Quack

Any noise made when you are fucking a girl in the ass.

I took the mud duck home and we decided to try anal when her asshole let out a loud mud quack.

by mudquacks May 3, 2014

Soggy Quack

When you're having a shower and you feel a fart coming that you know is going to sound like a duck, you turn around so the water is running down your ass so the resulting fart sounds like a soggy quack.

Dude, I just let rip a total soggy quack in the shower

by Manxita October 30, 2019

snatch quack

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist

I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

sCUNThorpe quack

Anti- vaxxer with no medical experience but willing to try and convince family members they know all about the "bigger picture "

Your brother's such a fuckin. sCUNThorpe quack , he's fuckin. dangerous...!

by HKP..? January 12, 2021

Quackhandle

To be in a quackhandle is to be in the state of having too many mind altering substances taken at any given time.

phil got himself in to a serious quackhandle last night

by Jeimear November 12, 2010

Quackademic

Portmanteau of 'quack' and 'academic'. A professor, scientist or other academic figure who, while qualified on paper, is in actuality full of shit.

"I'm sorry, you research what?"

"Homeopathy. It's actually very effective, you'll find."

"Oh...you're a quackademic. Fuck off then".

by atomiczombiedinosaur September 12, 2016