putin walk

A low resolution and horizontally stretched video of Russia's president, Vladimir Putin, walking. This footage is accompanied by a clip from Piano Fantasia's song - Song for Denise.
Guy 1: I have an epic penis 😎 and boner

Guy 2: putin walk
by 69 batman July 1, 2020
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Vladimir Putin

A bitch. he started a war or sum idk
news ppl: ppl in ukraine are dying n stuff

me: it was Vladimir Putin
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Putin's khuilo

Derived from the Ukrainian football (soccer) chant "Putin khuilo!" (literal: "Putin (is a) dickhead!"), later adopted by the Orange Revolution, "Putin's khuilo" is Donald Trump, whose appointment of pro-Putin staff, elimination of solidarity-with-Ukraine from the Republican platform (even as that country is being invaded), and association with Russian mob figures leave little to the imagination regarding his behind-the-scenes patronage.

The phrase asserts Trump is Putin's condom, or codpiece, as the Russian tyrant fucks the world through influencing the US to accomplish its objectives for it, and intercept the political fallout.
"With Putin's khuilo in the White House, the US becomes a neo-Soviet satellite under Kremlin control."
by Honeyko August 10, 2016
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Putin Porn

Pictures of Vladimir Putin taken for propaganda purposes that are intended to display his macho prowess and strength to evoke Russian nationalism, portray Putin as a national symbol and show him as an integral part of Russia's rich, vast territory.
Hey! Check out the new Putin Porn! Here's a photo series of him fishing, hunting, riding horses, scuba diving, and driving a submarine with his shirt off. He is like a real man -- only better!
by ThePrimeMinistersOffice September 15, 2011
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chocolate putin

When Lora was feeling down I gave her a good Chocolate Putin and tucked her in for the night.
by French fried peaches November 7, 2019
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Gladimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin
Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.
by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
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