push-ups

the act of anal penetration involving a massive dick.

"He did some push-ups with me the other night, my god it was so nice"
"Bro you're gay?"
"...no"

by stardustt_ March 20, 2022

undercover push-ups

The act of humping your spouse in the push-up position under bedsheets.

Susy and I were doing undercover push-ups last night.

by .OG. July 19, 2016

Canadian Push Ups

Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.

Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?

by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020

Wench push-ups

Pirate push-ups, but made easier by allowing the person to use their knees.

Bro 1: Bro, quit doing wench push-ups!

Bro 2: But bro, pirate push-ups are too hard!

by Teff1313 April 25, 2021

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

by spuncer December 8, 2020

Friday night push ups

It’s basically exercise with a friend, but it involves a penis and you have to be on a bed.

When I get home tonight ,I’m gonna do some Friday night Push ups with my girl.

Man that guy is so hot, I hope we get to do some “Friday night push-ups”

by Terrier City May 5, 2023

push shit uphill

To persist at a task that one is clearly not capable of.

I let this stupid n00b think he could hack me even though I'm behind a PIX, just because I wanted to watch him push shit uphill.

by whytee September 28, 2005