Push ups

They're not the same when the weather is no good.

You do 15 push ups in a nor'Easter, people are still going to fuck with you when they see you, so you do at least 17 push ups in a hurricane and you keep trying to improve and do more, and work on your upper body strength.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Friday night push ups

It’s basically exercise with a friend, but it involves a penis and you have to be on a bed.

When I get home tonight ,I’m gonna do some Friday night Push ups with my girl.

Man that guy is so hot, I hope we get to do some “Friday night push-ups”

by Terrier City May 5, 2023

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

by spuncer December 8, 2020

Push-ups December

a whole month in which any boy or girl has to do at least 30 correct push-ups per day otherwise he/she will be ashamed in front of his/her friends. (Girls can make 15 per day)

Bob: How many push-ups did you do today?
Bill: 35 but i want to do more because of Push-ups December.
Bob: Ok be strong if you want to get over it.

by Hatz1234 November 23, 2020

Push ups

If you don’t know what a push up is then get off your lazy ass you need serious help

I’m so fit I do push ups

by Lexi shishkebab January 28, 2021

Wench push-ups

Pirate push-ups, but made easier by allowing the person to use their knees.

Bro 1: Bro, quit doing wench push-ups!

Bro 2: But bro, pirate push-ups are too hard!

by Teff1313 April 25, 2021