Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

let it purr

Let it purr is a term used when one farts and the fart rolls and vibrates between the butt cheeks, causing a purring noise.

Bob: Yo, whats that smell?
Mike: Sorry, I just let it purr.

by gochinator April 8, 2010

purr pressure

when your cat tries to make you do bad things.

"my cat told me to do some cat nip with him. i totally fell under the purr pressure."

by meowskibrowski November 29, 2011

purrorist

An animal of the feline species that makes demands by purring you to death or meowing incessantly.

I do not negotiate with purrorists

by purrrrfecta June 10, 2015

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.

She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

by revvinkevin July 28, 2016

puerto rican oil change

It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.

ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.

by Miriam Webster Shit April 6, 2017

PurrAnna

Once the self proclaimed "Queen of the scoped AR" they have now turned to boomer Fortnite in hopes that if "kids can't build I will aim better."

A PurrAnna cam be found in boomer Fortnite lobbies using a tank 90% of the time.

by ImFewwture April 12, 2022