A football play favored by bald, child rapists. After a full hour of tailpad-less scrimmages and centre-ass-groping, a coach can call a quick punt play in practice. Sometimes on first down, to confuse the opponent, a quick punt is called. While other coaches may object, the real head coach can laugh and demand if they're questioning his judgement. (To be effective, you need all players out of the hyperbolic chamber and on the field)
Carlyle: Quick Punt! Quick Punt!
Peotto: Coach, are you sure that's the right call? It's first down?
Carlyle: Are you questioning me, Patrick?
Peotto: Coach, are you sure that's the right call? It's first down?
Carlyle: Are you questioning me, Patrick?
by Lil' Sanj February 16, 2010
Get the Quick Puntmug. A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.
"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"
by soccerfag September 28, 2009
Get the Muffed the Puntmug. When you simply kick/punt someone in the ass and they shit their pants. However, they don't have to be wearing pants to be officialy poopy punted, they can be wearing underwear, a thong or g string, manties, gonch, or nothing at all...
Erica: Why do you smell so bad?
Tracy: I just got poopy punted now I have to go home and wash my poopstain gonch.
Tracy: I just got poopy punted now I have to go home and wash my poopstain gonch.
by kewiwi December 15, 2008
Get the Poopy Puntmug. That Johnson file really looked like a bitch of a job, so I'm going to turd punt it to Mason. He's going to kill me when he finds out.
by stratocaster July 22, 2008
Get the Turd Puntmug. by Big Freeze July 18, 2006
Get the dog puntmug. a swift kick to the hooch
by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006
Get the muff-puntmug. To strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker. This may result in a toe fuck.
by BHyde2 May 27, 2006
Get the cunt puntmug.