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punch buggy

Declaration of this magic phrase upon observing a Volkwaggon Bettle before its being voiced by one's accompaning passenger in a vechile entitles a person to a warrented, fully justified, and unretaliatable jab in the arm of the accompaning passenger. This rule supersedes all existing laws on assault in all jurisdictions within the continental United States, Canada, and some participating regions of Mexico not under the control of the drug cartels.
A souped-up VW Bug sailed into view and so Sally yelled, "Punch Buggy!" and pursuant to the universal Punch Buggy Law immediately laid a blow to Johnny's arm.
by Harmless Drudge November 27, 2011
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midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.
Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!
by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006
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punchmade

damn he really punchmade
by japunchmade December 3, 2022
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Punch it

Similar to Cheese It. Usually Involves sitting in the Car and peeling out.
by Hazard October 23, 2003
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gut punch feeling

that feeling when your just chilling and someone tells you something you really did not want to know or you see something you wish you would not have or something hella shitty happens and it results in a feeling as if someone punched your gut, almost feels as though you are going to throw up (can also make ur heart hurt if its really bad)
Ex 1: when that guy you like and who likes you kisses another girl in front of you

Ex 2: when you get paged in a group call by everyone for some shady shit you did a week ago.

Ex 3:
person 1: **finds out their crush doesn't like them
person 2: u good?
person 3: nah i got that gut punch feeling rn cuz that shit hurted .
by hlikeses February 12, 2019
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Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit
1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf
by Bob April 6, 2004
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Punch the monkey's head in

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank
Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties
by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010
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