the punching bag

When you punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can to kill the sperm right before you ejaculate into a woman's vagina as to avoid other forms of birth control.

"Wow, the punching bag I gave myself last night hurt, but not as bad as 18 years of child support would have."

by Kyle Willinger April 9, 2007

punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

drum-punching

Sex play that involves the inner ear. Generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.

So I was drum-punching Stacy the other night, and she's all like, "Stop, I can't hear anything, I think you ruptured my ear drum."

GIRL 1: Oh my God, your ear is like bleeding!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: I know. I totally got drum-punched by Orlando Bloom last night.

by Little Jew Girl December 9, 2008

tounge punching the dirt starfish

licking the ass of someone

i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing

by jeff monroe May 26, 2006

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

punching 10k

Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.

Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.

by Frustrated_Driver November 13, 2016

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017