Protestant Christianity

A form of Christianity, started in the 16th century. It slightly differs from Catholicism, most notably there is less emphasis on clergy. However, Catholics and Protestants:

-Both worship the same God.
-Both worship Jesus.
-Both read the Bible.
-Both attend church on Sundays, as opposed to other religious buildings. (i. e. Mosques)
-The majority of Protestants are not violently anti-Catholic, and the majority of Catholics are not violently anti-Protestant. They just disagree on SOME issues.
-Both do not hate Jews/Muslims/etc. There are both Protestants and Catholics that do, but the majority don't, considering the Bible verses that oppose discrimination.

Here on Urban Dictionary, the average definition of Protestant is:

"OMFG thay hat catchlics so fcuking msuh.I HATE CHRISTIANS!!1!1!1111,. ROFLZ. o and hitler is my herO!1"

To all of you retarded "rebel" preteens that wrote/write/plan to write anti-Protestant definitions, grow up and open your eyes; Protestants and Catholics are very similar. Fighting over "what true Christianity is" is immature and discriminatory.

I follow Lutheranism; a form of Protestant Christianity.

by Anonym ous February 26, 2007

war protester

someone who protests during the day and represents themselves as a "majority", while the real "majority" are working to pay for the protesters dole checks.

"Man, I wish I had alot of spare time on my hands to stand around holding a sign like those war protesters, oh well, I have to work."

by intrepid March 27, 2003

antiwar protestor

Someone who doesn't give in to everything that the government gives to you. They actually think for themselves. NOT unamerican, in fact, they are being very American by expressing their opinions.

by 1001 October 8, 2003

Protestant Water Fountain

Urinating into the mouth of someone performing fellatio, after ejaculation.

Ryan: I can't believe she asked for a Protestant water fountain!

TimTim: She must have been thirsty.

by sucifer February 5, 2010

Piss Protest

The act of urinating on something to show your displeasure, usually at a building.

Alex and Max had a piss protest at the Methodist Church because they're badman atheist muthafuckas.

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 9, 2011

Protestant

Member of the religion that broke off from the catholic church many years ago. Basically vandalized the Bible adding and deleting writings as they please. Despise the Catholic Church and it's teachings of saints. Have been known to think they are better than anybody who isn't like them or a member of their church. beleive the catholics are going to hell along with the jews, orthodox, african americans, and homosexuals. They have criticized the Virgin Mary. They try to humiliate the Catholics as much as possible but usually end up getting hated by everyone even more. Beleive saints cannot hear prayer even though the ORIGINAL BIBLE says they can. The Protestants deleted almost anything relating to prayer to saints in the bible. Not all Protestants are bad but many of them have been accused of this stuff.

"My wife is a protestant so she refuses to attend mass with me and refuses to let the kids come with."

by jackv of GE October 30, 2007

g20 protestors

A bunch of middle class brats who would rather cause havoc than do anything constructive to solve them. They hate Corporations and prefer a world of anarchy (although they all live in Mummy and Daddys mansions in Berkshire and Surrey and get driven around in Volvo's). They smash up stores and then get thair Lawyer parents to represent them when they get arrested. They also scream and yell at cops in groups, but once arrested cry like pussies because theyre scared.

Whats that smell? Its a flock of dreadlocked g20 protestors from Guildford!

by Wayne Kussoff April 2, 2009