prerequi-site

The website that asks if you're 18 before viewing adult content online.

"Dude, I tried to go to a porn site, but some prerequi-site popped up."
"What'd you do?"
"I told 'em I was born in 1901. It worked!"

by Iknoana November 19, 2011

Butt Probe

1. General name for an object used to manually explore the "butt".

2. Any otherwise innocuous object repurposed to insert for torture of a deserving individual.

Someone should post that Civi’s new Legendary mace would be best used as a butt probe….. on him!

by TheSoLOthers October 13, 2009

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

jaynal probe

when a person named Jay has sex, it's a special operation called a "jaynal probe"

Oh man, i heard you got some Jaynal probage last night! :p

Dude, did u jaynal probe her?

by Profius August 15, 2006

Poreigner

Poor English teachers working in foreign countries. My friends and I are working in China as teachers and we use this term a lot.

We live in a very wealthy part of China and our salaries are not very high. Whenever we go to a nice Chinese club we imagine the wealthy Chinese girls saying "Check out that bunch of Poreigners!".

There are many poreigners living in China now.

by zhejiang October 19, 2011

Porrenting

The act of torrenting porn.

I hadn't jacked off in awhile, so I decided to go porrenting.

by Porrenter July 19, 2012

porefection

When one has perfect pores.

You're face is porefection.

by LizardBreath98 July 10, 2017