poot looter

One who loots the poot chute on a regular basis.

"A.J. is the poot looter extraordinaire."

by Dr. Burgle February 2, 2007

pooter hooch drippings

Used to describe a female dog menstratating and the discharge of excrement.

I can't believe all of the pooter hooch drippings Fifi left on the rugs and carpets today!

by tastiboi January 28, 2010

poot butt

A common word used to describe any sorry, stupid,lazy person, this word has been around in black culture for quite a while. This word is almost always accompanied by the word "mothafucka".

"Get the fuck out of my house right now, you ignorant ass, pootbutt mothafucka!"

by detweeze July 13, 2004

Pootang Invasion

The take-over or domination of a party/club/house/young farmers party/country.

Often a planned event involving a large group of rowdy gash. Itinerarys are a plus but not a necessity...

'Pootang Clan invaded me'

'Wow, I went to an amazing party last night! There was a Pootang Invasion!'

by The Pooters April 8, 2009

poot

Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".

Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**

Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"

Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"

Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**

by SenorMusk September 5, 2007

Ploot

When you make a sound that sounds like a fart but you did not actually fart.

"Dude, did you just rip one?"
"No man, I plooted. It was the chair."

by anonipen December 4, 2014

Poot Fuzzy

When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.

Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.

I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.

by funkmaster GP September 30, 2009