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procton

(n) The quantum of odor, that is, the smallest amount of odor which can exist independently. The unit of the Procton is the Smith, however, due to the large magnitude of the Smith, most commonly encountered odors are measured in picosmiths or femtosmiths.
He cut a loud, wet one, sending out a spreading cloud of Proctons like the ring around Uranus.
by DukieP April 28, 2005
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Proctologizing

To make and apology for being and ass.
I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.
by Tulip Juicyfruit August 25, 2010
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Proctosaurus

Dinosaur version of the well known porn star, Christopher Proctor.

Pussy

Pussbag

Really really gay.
Yo what's that Proctosaurus thing?

Oh don't worry thats just the dinosaur version of Christopher Proctor, the porn star.

oh, I heard he's a fucking pussy

You got that right.
by Fuck Chris Proctor September 16, 2012
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prodtesting

The foolish act of pushing untested software to production environments in order to "test" its functionality.

Similar to the "fuck it, run it" process in the high performance automotive field.
dev: We've got a new, super-awesome version of the gameserver that's going to fix all of our problems.

ops: Ok, let's get that out to QA and test it.

dev: Nah, we're prodtesting this one.

ops: ....
by badsfo May 14, 2014
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profaginis

wow eliza is such a profaginis
by Squid ward2 April 3, 2017
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Proctomity

- (n) name of a group of socialites who are friends since middle school and doesn't let in outsiders to join the party.

- (adj.) used by the group to describe the LGBT community in a discreet way
"Hey, can I join your Proctomity group?" "No, it's exclusive and I don't think anyone has joined as an outsider"
by YallKnowWhoItIsRight June 14, 2019
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pooftarisation

When something has become stupid, dumb or gay
That kid Mihalo has a high level of pooftarisation.
by Mehow Vgaysingham August 17, 2019
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