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Witty Profiles

1. Where self confidence goes to die.

2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.

3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.

4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!

2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!

3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!

4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
by Harsh Reality. April 16, 2012
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aim profile

a way for people to express themselves without boring people by acctually telling them. they dont have to read it but if they want to read it then they can and if anyone has a problem with having one, then they need to get their panties out of their ass crack
a aim profile may consist of a quote from a song movie or a quote in general
by autumn<3 May 1, 2007
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Profile in Courage

A Profile in Courage is Mitch Fuckin' McConnell.
Yeah, Mitch ... a real Profile in Courage ... just look how he voted in the SECOND impeachment trial of tRumpty!
by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021
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Profile cosplayer

A person who’s online profile is completely based on a fictional character, usually from a game or show.

For example: Username, basil. Pfp, basil fanart. Banner, basil. Bio: Basil quote.

The people may also go around on social media places making posts describing their “self” (the character they base themselves on, this is most common on tiktok) or comment a quote from that character or something that that character would say on a video.
Guy 1: “Look at this profile cosplayer. He’s cosplaying as Zero two!”
Guy 2: What a bozo
by nopitters May 2, 2022
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Profile Trapped

When a friend traps you into their Facebook profile by using your picture in their cover photo.
Aw man, he Profile Trapped me! Check out his cover photo!
by rosee posey September 21, 2014
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Cult Profile

A profile picture used on social media from a fan base or memes
People had a Cult Profile picture of Bosa from tiktok
by KoolKydChris July 3, 2021
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Vocational Profiling

Making broad assumptions of a person or group of persons based on their chosen profession.
All cops love donuts? Look at you with the Vocational Profiling. Not all construction workers use meth, what's with the Vocational Profiling? I can't believe my college professor actually votes libertarian. I guess that's what I get for Vocational Profiling him.
by SM Hoss April 16, 2008
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